The First English Dinner

CHAPTER ONE: THE ARRIVAL

It was a cold and clear night of a mid March day and three gorgeous boys were standing in front of a Pizzeria in Roe Alte. They were chatting animatedly under the dim light coming from the restaurant’s glass wall, waiting for the usual latecomers…a pretty girl with plaited hair and a tall fellow with dark big eyes.

After a while they arrived, coming out of the corner with enthusiastic explosion of joy!

The pioneer English group was gathered and the first English dinner was starting!!!

The happy company find a place in a big table in a corner of the main room: some other members of the group was supposed to come later and there was the hope that some unexpected ones would have come.

To decide what to eat was not an easy job… menus in Italian were the only available… and then the waitress was a bit confused by the inappropriate use of Italian mixed up with English. At last they got three pizza and two pasta, really enjoying that typical Italian food.

CHAPTER TWO: THE CHAT

Four boys and a girl around a table.

In few minutes the main peculiarity of every member of the group was clear.

There were Andrew, the businessman, Robert, the philosopher, J. Luke (Checcobecco), the good fellow, Mirco, the seducer, and Daisy, the buxom girl.

They dealt with subjects of great interest: their status single, pussy and big bamboo, the art of massages and a comparison between Russian and south-American women.

The first topic generated two factions: the one of those who beloved their condition and were looking for peace and joy inside themselves (at least at the moment) and the one of those who thought that happiness have to be shared in order to be deeply enjoyed (thanks to “Into the Wild” for the quotation).

The second topic was not really deeply analysed, but was a recurrent theme during all the night, being a versatile subject that fits well with every other issue! Here we had two factions too: of those who prefer pussy and those who prefer big bamboo…

Then, as at the time of Knights, a challenge was issued: Robert and Mirco will try to win a kiss on their cheek by Daisy, trying to relax her and solve her cervical contracture. Oils and perfumes are allowed. J. Luke will survey the trial while Andrew will document it with photos. The date of the challenge will be soon communicated to the group.

I miss the chat on Russian and south-American!!! I was speaking with JL of grammar.

CHAPTER THREE: THE DEPARTURE

The night went by so quickly that the Pizzeria’s closing time came soon and they were forced to go.

With sadness they noticed that no other member of the group had joined them.

They indulged for a while in the car park, under the light of a bright full moon: the night ended with hugs, kisses, handshakes, Easter wishes and the promise of meeting soon again!

(Written by Desy)